Butter My Butt 2015 Desk Calendar

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It's a plain as pig on a sofa: Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit! is a humdinger of a calendar. Each colorful page features a country saying with a bit of a kick. Why call someone gossipy when you could say, "She's got such a big mouth she could bite through a side of bacon without gettin' grease

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